I write for CollegeHumor, previously for Jest.
I also contribute to places like:
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Funny Or Die
Slacktory
Thought Catalog
Cracked
BuzzFeed
Dorkly
The Bygone Bureau
Splitsider
The Impersonals
White Whine
Fortunate Soldier
SportsPickle
Jukeleft
Cavalier Literary Couture
CampusBasement
I’m a writer for Bout, the new photo-taking game for the iPhone.
I also co-published Atheist Letters to Santa, write plays, worked as a sketch comedy show EP, wrote a contest-winning zombie movie, and tweet.
For more on what I’m writing now, get in touch at aschmidt47 [at] gmail [dot] com.
I’m a professional GIF animator for:
CollegeHumor
Cracked
WitStream
Jest
For GIFs I’ve made that I’m particularly proud of, click here.
I’m always looking for freelance gigs, so say hello if you’re looking for a GIF animator.

I host Soccer Practice, a weekly stand-up open mic at Cafe El Beit in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
I’ve told jokes at places like New York’s Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, “Bread and Butter” in Williamsburg, Greenwich Village Comedy Club, The Comedy Store and The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, “The Tomorrow Show!” in LA proper, The Ice House in Pasadena, and the Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA.
I’m @AlexSchmidty on Twitter.
I also blog for WitStream, where you can find Twitter’s funniest people in one finely curated place.
My Tumblr name is ohmygodwaytoolong.
I also blog for CollegeHumor and WitStream.
My name is Alex Schmidt. Some people call me “Schmidty”.
I’m a writer, editor, GIF animator, stand-up comedian, and the person who put this website together.
I’m a Brooklynite by way of Los Angeles, London, Syracuse NY, and Glen Ellyn IL.
I’ve got loads of personality and if you say hi you can find out all about it.
Contact: aschmidt47 [at] gmail [dot] com